I always read this post on another blog I read. The title is still probably there in the sidebar. I always love it and the author always makes me laugh. I thought I'd follow in suit today for some free "wasn't me" therapy.
It was NOT me who spilled sugar all over the kitchen floor when I grabbed a paper cutter (like giant blade scrapbook kind) out of the hands of my three year old.
It also was not me who left it within her reach.
I did not forget to take the table cloth off the table before I fed my kids spaghetti.
There are not now big red spaghetti stains all over it.
I did not snap one of my good knives right in half by using it as a crowbar on a frozen turkey.
I have not drank 2 quarts of sugar free Kool Aid already today.
I did not drop an egg shell in the cookies I made on Saturday.
I did not then turn the mixer off take it out and hope for the best.
I certainly did not eat about 12 of those cookies yesterday.
4 comments:
Well at least it's sugar free kool aid and I don't think cookies and treats are fattening during the holidays. :)
I love this! I may attempt one some Monday............
12???? That's one heck of a monday!
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